By Lori Borgman
From Tribune News Service
Tom Hanks made a movie titled “The Terminal” about a man stuck in an airport indefinitely. We are going to make a movie titled “Jet Engines” about a couple stuck in a house with seven giant fans that sound like jet engines.
If you have ever had water damage to your house and had giant fans hauled in to dry it out, you know what I’m talking about.
I said, “YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!”
The noise is deafening. It’s like 747 engines at full power for takeoff, but the takeoff never ends, the roar of the engines never stop and the beverage service never comes.