R | 2h 7m | Action, Thriller, Comedy | August 5, 2022
What do you call a high-speed Japanese train full of assassins with guns (and bullets)? A bullet train. Yuk-yuk.
There are lots of action movies that do the fun roller coaster ride without requiring the audience to think too much. But then there are ones so massively stupid they don’t fall into the guilty-pleasure category, but the “I feel guilt and shame I didn’t do enough research and bought a ticket to this clod-hopping waste of time” category. This is why the job of film critic exists—as a service so you can avoid experiencing the latter category’s crippling effect….