If you were to stage an insurrection on the Untied States government would you, (a.) simultaneously attack the power grid at multiple points, turning out the lights across the country or (b.) dress up like a horned Star Wars character at a comic book convention and enter the Capitol building, unarmed, as if it were Halloween? You don’t have to be an experienced insurrectionist like the late Muammar Gaddafi (who was armed to the teeth during his, needless to say) to know the answer. If you replied (b.) you are either a moron, a liar or a Democrat—or some combination of the three. What occurred in Washington DC on Jan. 6 of this year was about as far from an insurrection as I am from being a spaceman living on Mars. Were those people stupid? Sure. Were they juvenile? Rather. But were they insurrectionists? You gotta be kidding. And that’s …