Commentary
Bad news, folks. They’re not out to get you. They don’t care. And if they did it wouldn’t matter, because they’re no smarter than they seem. Take inflation… please.
OK, before we get to that boring subject, if you’re wondering why it’s bad news not to be the victim of a plot, ask them. Not “them” them, the shadowy figures stalking us; “them” all the people who believe they’re the targets of a conspiracy and derive unseemly glee from it.
I speak as one who is personally part of a vast and disgusting scheme. For expressing skepticism about the supposed man-made climate crisis, I am routinely denounced as a professional liar in the pocket of Big Oil. To which I routinely respond that if you know so much about Big Oil and its machinations, remind it to send me the cheque.